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Read [Mark McLaughlin, Michael McCarty Book] ! Beach Blanket Zombie: Weird Tales of the Undead & Other Humanoid Horrors Online * PDF eBook or Kindle ePUB free. Beach Blanket Zombie: Weird Tales of the Undead & Other Humanoid Horrors Noel Coward is back. Fiends and freaks come in many forms, and some of the very worst attempt to pass for people. In this collection, you will find such ghastly, pulse-pounding tales of the macabre as "Beach Blanket Zombie," "The Agony of Claude Bawls," "Tears of the Expressionist Aphrodite," "Cyber-Vengeance of the Internet Witches," "ZOM BEE MOO VEE," "Tell Your Secrets to the Slime," "The Bloody Woman and the Chameleon Man, Also Known as Mom and Dad," "Hello! My Name is Halja," "N
| Title | : | Beach Blanket Zombie: Weird Tales of the Undead & Other Humanoid Horrors |
| Author | : | |
| Rating | : | 4.81 (753 Votes) |
| Asin | : | 1434440990 |
| Format Type | : | paperback |
| Number of Pages | : | 248 Pages |
| Publish Date | : | 2014-12-24 |
| Language | : | English |
From the AuthorBeach Blanket Zombie features my very finest zombie stories, as well as many of my most chilling tales about humanoid monsters. I hope you enjoy it!
Noel Coward is back. Fiends and freaks come in many forms, and some of the very worst attempt to pass for people. In this collection, you will find such ghastly, pulse-pounding tales of the macabre as "Beach Blanket Zombie," "The Agony of Claude Bawls," "Tears of the Expressionist Aphrodite," "Cyber-Vengeance of the Internet Witches," "ZOM BEE MOO VEE," "Tell Your Secrets to the Slime," "The Bloody Woman and the Chameleon Man, Also Known as Mom and Dad," "Hello! My Name is Halja," "Notes Concerning the Death and/or Decomposition of Reality, "The Tale Of The Cat-Headed Man, The Man-Headed Dog, and the Lady With Rats For Hands" and many more. What others are saying about the fiction of Mark McLaughlin: "In the most devious manner, McLaughlin's stories achieve a high degree of demonism by perpetuating a sinister 'humor' at the gallows of the human comedy."-- Author Thomas Ligotti "Listen up. Dylan Thomas is back. And that's not all. Absolutely fabulous If your palette is jaded, come to the feast that is Mark McLaughlin."-- Author Simon Clark. Zombies! Ravenous, relentless zombies! Their savage appetite for living flesh has given Bram Stoker Award-winning author Mark McLaughlin ample food for thought. And they're all rolled into one in the shape of Mark McLaughlin who writes stories that are wonderfully witty,
Zombie and witches and humanoids oh my! Keith Milstead Mark McLaughlin is a literary genius with the ability to cross genres as easy as changing lanes on a highway. BEACH BLANKET ZOMBIE: Weird Tales of the Undead & Other Humanoid Horrors is a collection of stories that takes the reader on a journey through Mark's mind, a place you don't want to find yourself alone. He covers the zombie storyline but then jumps gears to introduce you to internet witches who find you when you are surfing the net then hit you with a green ray and send a crow to take out an eye. If that wasn't enough, these necromancers then make your life miserable. You have to read this collection to understand. Mark goes . "The Clever and the Dead" according to lucidream. High-end chills and quality giggles await! If you like your dead perfumed and pithy, proceed. If you like them uncanny and empathic, even better.If you like 'em dead, go for the cranium.McLaughlin delivers a fun, thoughtful collection.. "Long live Necrilda!" according to Tony Peak. Looking for a quality undead read while the summer sun broils your puny mortal flesh? No, put down that book about sparkly vampires. Nab a copy of this book instead. A flip through its pages will reveal purple-skinned zombie princesses, 80’s pop star serial killers, the King in Yellow’s kitten, and Meaty Boy in his first pet food commercial. And that, folks, is just a teaser into this crazed but entertaining journey through Mark McLaughlin’s imagination.Beach Blanket Zombie (etc.) is a collection of bizarre stories that will make you laugh, strangle on that Manhattan cocktail, and hunker down in the shower while cry
Author Mark McLaughlin's latest releases are the story collections, HIDEOUS FACES, BEAUTIFUL SKULLS and BEST LITTLE WITCH-HOUSE IN ARKHAM, and the two-author poetry collection, REVENGE OF THE TWO-HEADED POETRY MONSTER (with Michael McCarty).
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